teoigobien: kattygirls: A little backstory to this clip before you watch it: Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing...
justalittlelaugh: “Click here for more hipster on your dash!” Click here for my foot up your ass.
theironborn: ugh can we please go back to the summer where every blog was a harry potter blog and we were all pumped for pottermore staying up late every night to answer the riddles and liveblogging the premiere’s and counting down the days until the movie came out and posting harry potter graphics non-stop and having ship wars and posting hp character meta and just being really awesome...
You cannot stop me. →
cruisingthesites: Walk away like a BOSS LMAO You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing
Of course anyone who truly loves books buys more of them than he or she can hope...– David Quaimen (via alighthouseofwords)
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're...
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries...
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
But I’m not gonna sit around and waste my precious divine energy, trying to...– Esperanza Spalding (via drivenhearted)